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This letter was written by an employee of the NIOC (National Iranian Oil Company) back in the 1960's to his American boss Mr.Hamilton.

Dear Mr.Hamilton

I,the undersigned, have worked in the NIOC in Masjed-Soleyman for three years, But since Mr.Ahmadi transferred here everything has changed.

I don't know "what a wet wood I havesold him" that from the very fisrt day he has been "pulling the belt to my life","with all kinds of cat dancing" he has tried to become the "eye and the light"of Mr.Wison.He made so much "mouse running" that finally Mr.Wilson "became donkey",and appointed Mr.Ahmadi as his right hand man,and told me to work "under his hand"

Mr.Wilson promised me that next year he would make me his right hand man,but "my eye didn't drink water", and I knew that all these were "hat play", and he was trying to put a "hat on my head"I "put the seal of silence to my lips" and did not say anything. Since that he was just "putting watermelon under my arms" knowing that this tranfer was only "good for his aunt", I started begging him to forget that I ever came to see him and forget my visit alltogher. I said "you saw camel, you didn't see camel"... but he was not "getting of the devils donkey"..."what headache shall I give you" I am now forced to work in the mail house with bunch of "blind, bald, heigh and half heigh" people ."imagine how much "my ass burns"

Now Mr.Hamilton, "I turn around your head" you are my only hope and my "back and shelter"..."I swear you to the 14 innocent" please "do some work for me"...in the resurrection day I'll "grasp your skirt"..."I have six head bread eaters"... "I kiss your hand and legs".

your servant 

 

  
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